the metaph(oracle)

i have no idea how long it will take for me to fulfill ur order. oracles don't work on deadlines. it may be returned to u immediately but it could also take months. i cannot rush nor can i put on hold when the message is going to come thru for u. n u want it to be clear + grounded + thorough + specifically for u. rushing me is going to ruin the energy of ur message. i am not a fast food restaurant & simultaneously i will not forget about u n let ur message get burnt on the stove bc i left it to simmer for too long. that will not happen w me. i am very attentive + pride myself on my timing. however, if u can't be patient + respect the timing of these types of services, i do not think ur in the right mental + spiritual + emotional state to even receive them, meaning u will completely invert the msg + it will work against u instead of using it as a guide to help u either stay on track, or get back on track. i highly recommend, if u feel called to receive this offering, & only if u feel called, that u order it & then u forget u ordered it. just know that it is absolutely coming to u exactly when u need it. in some cases, i may deliver it back to u that same day. if the message comes thru + i am told to deliver it immediately, i will be putting everything else i thought i was going to do for that day on hold to deliver it to u. this is how serious i take this offering + the timing of ur delivery. timing is very important to me. & in this same way if i am told to wait to deliver it to u i wholeheartedly trust there is a reason that is truly none of my business + i don’t ask why bc it’s not my business so i don’t know why the hell why but i just know i’m told to wait & i will  absolutely not deliver it until i am told to & i will be listening to the forces of truth + righteousness + balance + order that i am completely obedient to before any demands from anyone else. & so i expect u to be respectful of the timing & if u don't trust me to deliver it in that impeccable time frame, this is not meant for u, respectfully or disrespectfully — energy from me depending on energy from u. 

pls understand i have no control over the message that is delivered. & u may not like what comes thru + i rly think that depends on ur relationship w the truth + ur ability to accept it. don’t blame the oracle. i am required to give u the truth, or else i would not be an oracle. & i trust the source of my messages. if u have even the slightest mistrust for me or do not trust the source of my messages or the chili beans I work w then pls do not purchase a metaph(oracle) message from me (also: I DO NOT CHANNEL I TALK TO THESE CHILI BEANS THE SAME WAY U PICK UP THE PHONE & TALK TO UR FAMILY + FRENS N IVE GOT THE MOST POWERFUL FORCES THAT EXIST ON SPEED DIAL). if u can't handle truth from the heart, from both the light & the dark (from the loving + nurturing + soft forces & the strict + disciplinary + fierce warrior ruthless forces that need to be scarier than evil to defeat evil n to protect oneself n others from evil), do not purchase a metaph(oracle) from me. i take this very seriously. i will know nothing about u or ur life to work w (bc i don’t need to know) except the one word u send me n that is what i work w. 

u may not understand it at first. in fact, it could take u months or even years before u understand it. or, u may understand it right away & then ur depth of understanding increases over time. again this is not anything i have control over. just bc u don't understand it yet doesn't mean u will not later. this is how it works for me often. i just speak + let the words flow & sometimes even i am like what the hell does that even mean & then months later i get it. so if u don't have that kinda faith in me + the forces of truth i work w on a multidimensional level, the oracle that i am, is not for u.

w that being said. just bc u do not understand it right away does not mean u should take this message & ask someone else to help u understand it. in the same way that a dream is meant to be decoded by u n u alone. & asking someone else to decode ur top secret messages meant only for u to decode leaves the door wide open for vampires + demons + cockroaches + mosquitoes + flies + rats etc to get into ur home, ur heart's mind, & then they completely rewire ur conscious + unconscious map to throw u off course & make u doubt ur intuition n ur knowledge of self + destiny. all symbols all messages all dreams all that is sent to u is meant for u to understand when ur meant to understand. they don't say patience is a virture for no reason. + sometimes knowing things prematurely can put u in serious danger. so again, i take this very seriously. now u can go hire someone to help u decode ur dreams or symbols or this message. but i absolutely do not recommend it. pls have faith in urself to figure it out. if ur being sent my way to receive a message from me it is bc you & u alone are meant to receive the message + to decode it, in the timing ur meant to, all by urself. relying on urself to decode the messages of ur life is one of the most important tests u need to pass before u can advance further on ur path. have faith that u can figure it out. this is the most advanced math class. learning how to decode these messages urself is for my most advanced students. i have faith that u can do it. besides it is so much more magical n surreal + eye opening + meaningful + profound when u figure it out for urself. do not let anyone take that aha moment, that surprise, that gift of light, of a piece of ur soul being reunited w u, of enlightment, of the path becoming clearer so u can go deeper, of magic raining on u like the day that comet flew over my head & sprinkled me w its comet dust me & forever changed me. & most importantly, it is within this faith in urself to decode it when the time is right + to understand it when ur meant to that u naturally fine tune ur intuition + develop a deeper trust w it + urself + the forces of truth that always have ur best interest. 

now pls understand just as i work w very soft + gentle + loving + nurturing beings i also work w very scary beasts who are all infinity percent on the side of the authority of truth + righteousness + justice + order + balance. they r scary bc they fight demons. they are not scary bc they r DEMONIC. u either get it or u don't. under zero circumstances will i allow any demonic entities (of both the false light or the false dark) or forces or spirits of evil who seek to deceive + mislead + harm INNOCENTS, from me. we do trick that which is not innocent, however. u've been warned.

i use curse words. i use vulgar language worse than a sailor & it may n more than likely will have sexual + violent themes & i will not be censored when delivering these msgs or it will weaken their medicinial potency, & so bc of that 18+ only + ppl who's balls haven't been clipped off, only, pls + ty. if ur offended by curse words + vulgar language then everything about me will offend u which means i am absolutely not the oracle for u.

& i ain't sorry bout that.

i'm ruff around the edges bc my life has been extremely ruff. if u want some soft flower w no killer thorns, go to the oracles of daisies, not this oracle of roses.